What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 03:05

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
What is the best true Hollywood story you know?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Don't Make This Mistake When Setting Up Your Switch 2 - Kotaku
Just Forget it!
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
6 Foods You Should Be Eating for Bone Health, According to Dietitians - Yahoo
No go.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.